THE BOSTON

HOG

WHAT ARE ALL THOSE PEOPLE DOING?

Cartoon yellow rabbit character wearing sunglasses making a peace sign, dressed in a yellow jersey with black stripes and a large gold logo, standing on white sneakers with purple camouflage pants.

  • One day after crash landing on Earth, I realized I needed a way to rally people together against 33Limes the way he had done to me on our home planet. Soon after, I learned dancing had quite the impact on human connection, and so I came up with the Boston Hog. It’s a dance that's easy to learn and do with others.

  • The Boston Hog also doubles as an attack that gang members can use against 33Limes and his Lime Federation agents.

  • One gang member hitting the Boston Hog can hurt 33Limes if he is in direct contact with you, but his resistance increases with distance. This can be prevented with large groups of gang members collectively doing the dance. The larger the group Boston Hog, the more it hurts 33Limes.

  • Doing the Boston Hog has a lot more benefits than just being the most fun dance move ever:

    1. Everyone in the immediate area will think you’re cooler than them.

    2. Bald people only: your hair will come back!

    3. Your credit score will double overnight.*

    * This claim has been disputed several times in court so results may vary.

  • Everyone! It’s officially the coolest dance move in the galaxy and I’m currently trying to get it certified as the official alternative for headbanging in bass music but John Dubstep (he invented the genre) won’t return my calls.

  • Great question, below this you can find a video teaching you!

BOSTON HOG LESSONS

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Simply follow the instructions of one of my human gang members!

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[ PACKAGE 2 ]

$150K

In-depth Boston Hog tutorials from 77Lemons. Advanced Hogging techniques and more.

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$777K

Full 1-on-1 in person Coaching with 77Lemons himself to perfect your form and delivery on the dance floor.

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