WHAT’S UP
GANG
MEMBER
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Latest Transmission
What’s Up Gang Member! In my most recent adventures, I came across this funny hippopotamus singing a song about how he likes them “Big and Chunky” and decided it needed to be ReSqueezed. I hope you all enjoy!
WHAT’S UP GANG MEMBER!!
If you’re reading this, the Lime Federation hasn't intercepted my signal yet.
As most of you know, my stupid evil twin brother 33Limes broke out of space prison AGAIN, and deposed me as the RIGHTFUL Party King of Planet Lemons'N'Limes. After escaping and crash-landing on some weird planet called Earth, I am currently disguised behind a HIGHLY sophisticated costume called sunglasses.
I’m not just hiding though, I’m recruiting. We are building an ARMY of Swaggy Space Lemons the likes of which the Lime Federation has never seen.
Here is your mission: I need every single one of you to assemble and weaponize my signature dance move THE BOSTON HOG. If we get the biggest crowd possible hitting it simultaneously, the kinetic energy will blast that STINKY GREEN IDIOT back to the produce section.
I’ll be sending you more Brainrot Dubstep soon to help supply the dance floor.
Get ready to shake some ass for the resistance. Welcome to the Gang.
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FAQS
I’m sure you probably have a million questions running through your mind right now gang member. I have prepared some answers to my most frequent questions below.
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Yes, does my face look green to you?
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My parents gave me the name, why do you have your first name, hmmm?
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What do you mean why? I was born with them, why do you have ears?
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I crashed here about 2 years ago, in the time you humans have identified as 2024.
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That is highly classified information. Are you a Lime spy?
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Not all of them are secret but all are an attack on 33Limes.
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Usually you’ll notice their odor first, then their selfish attitude and bad dance moves.
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DANCE THE EVIL AWAY. Get more gang members to boogie with you if you need more backup.
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Immediately flee and rendezvous other gang members. If forced into contact with Limes, use the Boston Hog to defend yourself.
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It’s a dance move I invented, it has the power to bring people together while hurting 33Limes and his evil agents in the process. Make sure to check out the dedicated page to learn more.
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It’s the kind of Dubstep that gives you really bad stank face while lowering your IQ and it’s my specialty. It also is 33Limes’ least favorite music and it actively hurts him to hear it playing.
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Mainly Dubstep, but I spin every electronic genre I can during my sets.
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Everyone can dance. And if you choose not to, then I hope you have lots of fun with the Lime Federation.
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If you’re talking about Earth, then I’m already here, check out the booking page to connect further!
If you’re talking about another planet please reach out to me using your Squibbler.
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How did you find that? That’s a top secret network for communicating with my highest ranking gang members. I'd give you a hint on the password but I’m not going to answer any more questions.